A World Gone Mad
- Nationals 6, Phillies 3
Like a right-wing evangelical, the world I thought I knew has become confusing and frightening to me. Two four-homer games in a week? Four RBI from Preston "F****n" Wilson? An early lead? What in the name of Richard Ryan Short is going on here?
As a goodwill gesture I'm willing to give Preston a clean slate. All I want in return is playoff tickets and oh, let's say three grand to cover residual pain and suffering from his first month with the team.
3 comments:
The LaHaye/Jenkins reference is a little subtle. You might want to put Jerry Falwell in a Nats hat next time :)
Subtle is what I'm all about.
There is nothing subtle about Preston "F****n" Wilson.
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