The Tomo Ohka Song

Nate and I were stuck in my car coming home from a wedding and somewhere between the trailer parks and the red lights inspiration struck. Without further ado, the Tomo Ohka Song. Sung to the tune of "Meet the Flintstones"

Ohka,
Tomo Ohka,
He's the worst pitcher on our staff.
He throws, like it's bp,
and the other teams swing the bat.

Nate had a couple of other verses but I think they're lost to the dustbin of history.