Bang? Zoom!

I know I'm late to the party on this. Nationals Enquirer and Capitol Punishment have weighed in Trader Jim's preferred mode of Spring Training transportation. But so what. You're here so you're entitled to my opinion.

That. Is. Awesome!

Jim Bowden rides a pimped out Nats Segway. Exactly what is not freaking sweet about that? Sure he'll get made fun of, until he pimp slaps Omar Minaya out of one of the best young outfielders in the game while doing donuts on the infield. The bloggers will mock, but JimBo'll just put the Seg on autopilot while he whips out his cellie and fleeces Krivsky out of two everyday players in exchange for Gary Majewski, Bill Bray, Brendan Harris, Royce Clayton and Darryl Thompson. While you're busy not taking him seriously, he's busy building one of the better young farm systems in the game, all while motoring smoothly from Point A to Point B.

My GM is better than yours. And he drives a pimped-out Segway. You got served.