February 14, 2007

Bring on Da Meat Hook

There's a short blurb in today's post about the Nats signing veteran sluggers Tony Batista and Dmitri Young.

I was all excited about the Dmitri Young signing. I planned out this elaborate post about how Dmitri was being classified as a threat to the giant foam head President's Race by the Secret Service. Turns out the player who clocked the italian sausage was Randall Simon, not Dmitri Young. So, there goes my great post. Trust me, it would have been awesome.

Thanks to Nate for the correction before I looked like an idiot.

1 comment:

Nate said...

Hey, that's what I'm here for. Remembering the names of guys who take lumber to athletically-inclined meat products.