Breaking News! Nothing Happening!

Nationals not trading for Peavy, signing Sabathia or firing JimBo. But, in the Motion Masquerading as Progress department, last year's rent will be paid any day now and new road unis in 2009!

My vintage 2005 Guzman away jersey is now a classic. Score!


In other news, Langerhanscendentalism wins a convert and hey, whaddaya know, the Nats AFL team doesn't completely suck! (No thanks to Bill "Larry Broadway" Rhinehart.)