We Wuz Robbed!!1!

He batted .552, rung up an .828 slugging percentage, scored four runs, collected three doubles, a triple, a home run and six RBI and hit for the cycle, but he's only the co-Player of the Week. Injustice, thy name is Bronson Wilberforce Arroyo.

GUZMANIA! delayed (or unjustly shared with a Scott Stapp wannabe) is GUZMANIA! denied.

Congratulations are also due to Joel Hanrahan for being a humanitarian, which despite the linguistic similarities is nothing at all like being a vegetarian. So that's alright.